I HATE THIS , I HATE THAT, I AM A HATEFUL PERSON!

MY LOVELY WIFE HAS INFORMED ME THAT THE OLDER I GET THE MORE HATEFUL I AM.. IT APPEARS THAT I AM CONSTANTLY POINTING OUT ALL THE THINGS THAT I HATE AND I NEVER HAVE ANYTHING GOOD TO SAY ABOUT ANYTHING OR ANYBODY.

I HATE WHEN SHE POINTS THIS OUT!

I HATE TO THINK THAT I HAVE BECOME LIKE OTHER PEOPLE WHO I HATE.

I HATE NEGATIVE COMMENTS UNLESS I MAKE THEM!

ITS NOT THAT I AM HATEFUL AS A PERSON ITS JUST THAT ANYTHING OR ANYONE WHO DOES NOT AGREE WITH ME OR MY OPINION IS QUITE OBVIOUSLY INCORRECT AND DESERVES TO BE HATED.

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CHECK OUT THE FOLLOWING POSTINGS AND TELL ME IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH ME! IF YOU DON'T AGREE THEN I HATE YOU!

I HATE RAP MUSIC ... I HATE LOCAL NEWS CASTS .... I HATE THE RED HAT CLUB ... I HATE PUNK KIDS ..... CHECK OUT THE FOLLOWING

I HATE DICK HEADS

FEEL FREE TO RESPOND TO THIS AS YOU DESCRIBE YOUR OPINION OF A DICK HEAD BUT JUST TO ELIMINATE ANY CONFUSION PLEASE NOTE I DID NOT TAKE THIS PICTURE IN A REFLECTION IN MY MIRROR

I HATE THIS!

EVERY GENERATION HAS HAD THEIR OWN UNIQUE WAY OF STYLE AND DRESSING TO SHOW THEIR PERSONAL EXPRESSION AND SHOCK THE ESABLISHMENT BUT THIS BAGGY PANT, LOW RISE , UNDERWEAR SPORTING , CROTCH DRAGGING STATEMENT HAS PUSHED THE IMAGE OF THOSE WHO WEAR THIS TO AN ALL NEW LOW.

AND I DO MEAN LOW!

I HATE MAKEOVER AND HOME IMPROVEMENT SHOWS

HGTV HAS GOT TO BE THE WORSE THING THAT HAPPENED TO MEN SINCE "PMS" BECAME A RECOGNIZED AILMENT.

THE FALSE SINCERITY OF THESE TV HOSTS MAKE THE SHOW EVEN MORE DISGUSTING TO ME AS THEY PORTRAY AN ADORABLE LOVING AND KIND ALL AROUND HANDYMAN.

GET A LIFE. THE ONLY ONE WHO BENEFITS FROM HOME IMPROVEMENT TV IS HOME DEPOT AND LOWES.

I HATE OLD PEOPLE THAT CAN NOT DRIVE

I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING ... WHY DOES A OLD FART LIKE YOURSELF HAVE THE NERVE TO CRITICIZE OTHER OLD DRIVERS BUT THE FACT IS AT THIS POINT I HAVE NOT LOST ALL MY FACULTIES AND COMMON SENSE WHEN I SIT BEHIND THE STEERING WHEEL. "THE VILLAGES" PUTS AN ALL NEW MEANING TO THE WORDS "DEFENSIVE DRIVING" AS YOU MUST CONSITANTLY DODGE THE OVERSIZED VEHICALS PILOTED BY MANY OF THE RESIDENTS.

OFTEN WHEN YOU PULL UP BEHIND ONE OF THESE SLOW MOVING VEHICALS THE ONLY THING YOU CAN SEE IS THE "BLUE HAIR AND THE KNUCKLES" OF AN OLD LADY AS THE AIMS FOR MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. THE PROBLEM COMPOUNDS ITSELF WITH THE FACT THAT THESE INDIVIDUALS ACTUALLY THINK THEY ARE GOOD DRIVERS AND EVERYONE ELSE DO NOT HAVE THE BRAINS TO GET OUT OF THEIR WAY

I HATE BUFFET AND SALAD BAR TYPE RESTAURANTS

WHY IS IT THAT WHEN PEOPLE AGE THEY ARE COMPELLED TO FREQENT "ALL YOU CAN EAT" BUFFETS AND GORGE THEMSELFS AT THESE TROUGHS OF SECOND GRADE FOODS LIKE SO MANY PIGS. NOT ONLY DO THEY PILE EACH PLATE TO OVERFLOWING WITH THIS SLOP BUT AFTER MULTIPLE RETURN TRIPS , THEY COMMENCE TO FILL THERE PURSE , POCKETS , SHOPPING BAGS ETC. WITH MORE OF THIS GARBAGE.

IM SURE YOU ALL KNOW THE REASON FOR THE GLASS COVER OVER THESE BUFFET TABLES IS TO LIMIT THE SLOBBER , SNEEZING AND DANDRUFF THAT FALLS FROM CONSUMERS ONTO THE SERVING TABLE BUT IM SURE IT ONLY CAPTURES A SMALL PORTION OF THINGS THESE PEOPLE SECRETE. AFTER THE OBESE WOMEN FINGER THE SALAD AND THE MEAT WHILE THEY SEARCH FOR THE BIGGEST PIECE AVAILABLE THE IMMIGRANT RESTAURANT WORKER COMES BY AND STIRRS THE SERVING PLATE WITH A DIRTY SPOON THAT THEY PICKED OFF THE FLOOR IN THE KITCHEN.

WE HAVE ONE PARTICULAR "ALL YOU CAN EAT" BUFFET RESTAURANTS IN THE VILLAGES AND IT IS ALWAYS PACKED WITH BLUE HAIRED WOMEN AND THEIR MATES FOLLOWING CLOSE BEHIND TO CARRY THE SHOPPING BAGS. ON SUNDAY AFTER CHURCH IT LOOKS LIKE "THROWING A MAN IN AN ANT HILL" AS THE PLACE SWELLS TO OVERFLOWING WITH THESE SWILL SEEKERS.