WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

TO GET TO THE HEN ON THE OTHER SIDE.

ACTUALLY THE STRANGE THING IS THAT THERE ARE ROOSTERS ALL OVER THE STREETS OF KEY WEST AND THEY CROW ALL MORNING. AMAZINGLY WE HAVE NOT SEEN ANY "HENS" ANYWHERE. NO WONDER THEY KEEP CROWING THEY MUST BE EXTREMELY HORNY!

THERE IS A FEELING IN KEY WEST SIMILIAR TO WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU ARE IN NEW ORLEANS IN THAT YOU FEEL THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THE BACKGROUND PUTTING CURSE'S ON YOU , STICKING PINS IN DOLLS AND DOING SOMETHING OBSCENE WITH CHICKENS.

I WONDER IF THESE CHICKENS ARE WORKING WITH THE DOLPHINS?

THIS IS OUR ATTEMPT OF AN "IMAGE SHOT"

IT IS ACTUALLY THE "TRUMAN HOUSE" IN OLD KEY WEST WHICH SERVED AS THE SUMMER WHITE HOUSE FOR HARRY TRUMAN.

WE WENT TO ART FESTIVAL IN THIS COMMUNITY OF HISTORIC HOMES. THEY BLOCK OFF ALL TE STREETS AND YOU CAN BRO USE FOR HOURS AND NEVER SEE IT ALL.

I HAVE DECIDED I AM NEVER GOING TO TRY AND DO ANY THING ARTISTIC AGAIN AFTER SEEING THE QUALITY AND QUANTITY OF REAL TALENT.

JUST SO YOU DON'T THINK I'M MAKING THIS ALL UP WE TOOK THE MANDATORY PICTURE OF SANDY AND I STANDING NEXT TO THE SOUTHERNMOST POINT MARKER IN KEY WEST. 8O DEGREES AND BEAUTIFUL.

I UNDERSTAND ITS COLD AND SNOWING UP NORTH .. OH WELL!

IT IS VERY DIFFERENT WHEN YOU STAY IN ONE SPOT FOR A MONTH AT A TIME DUE TO FACT YOU DON'T FEEL YOU HAVE TO PUSH ALL YOUR VACATION INTO A SHORT VISIT. WE GET UP IN THE MORNING WITH NO PLAN IN MIND , WE WALK THE BACK STREETS AND FIND QUAINT OUT F THE WAY PLACES LIKE HISTORIC HOMES AND CEMETERIES AND OF COURSE A LOCAL BAR OR TWO.

AS YOU CAN SEE WE ARE PACKED IN QUITE CLOSE IN "CONCH HARBOR MARINA"

SURROUNDED BY HIGH DOLLAR SPORTS FISHERMAN THAT SPEND MORE MONEY ON BAIT THEN WE DO ON FUEL.

BUT ONCE AGAIN OUR GREAT PERSONALITIES WON OVER SOME NEW FRIENDS AND THE GUY WHO OWNED THE BOAT NEXT TO US ( A BRAND NEW $4.5M CUSTOM MADE SPORTS FISHERMAN) BROUGHT US A HUGE BAG OF FRESH MAHI MAHI ALL CLEANED AND VACUME BAGGED. WE PLAN TO COOK THEM WHEN OUR GUEST ARRIVE HERE IN KEY WEST OVER THE NEXT FEW WEEKS.

BY THE WAY WE HAVE MENTIONED WE WILL BE HERE FOR THE MONTH OF MARCH AND I AM STILL WAITING FOR SOME OTHERS WHO MAY WANT TO VISIT AND STAY ON BOARD. CALL ME OR E MAIL ME ... ALL I CAN SAY IS NO!

KEY WEST , SLOPPY JOE'S , PUT IN BAY .... PAT DAILY!

CANT GET MUCH BETTER THAN THIS.

YOU NEED TO GET ON THE "KEY WEST WEB CAM SITE" AND THEN CLICK ON SLOPPY JOES' STREAMING VIDEO CAM.

ANDY LISTENED TOO PAT DAILY LIVE WHILE WE SAT IN THE AUDIENCE AND TALKED TO HIM ON OUR CELL PHONE. AIN'T TECHNOLOGY GREAT!

BY THE WAY PAT DAILY SANG HIS FA MOUSE "PUT IN BAY SONG" THAT SOUNDS QUITE SIMILAR TO THE " GREEN TURTLE BAY SONG" GO FIGURE!

THIS IS CAPTAIN MIKE , WHO WORKS FOR CAPTAIN JACK , WHO RUNS THE FUEL DOCK FOR CAPTAIN PANCHO.

WHY DOES EVERYONE WHO WORKS IN MARINAS FEEL COMPELLED TO CALL THEMSELVES "CAPTAIN"

NEVER THE LESS CAPTAIN MIKE BEFRIENDED US BECAUSE WE GAVE HIM SYMPATHY FOR HIS AILMENT. HE FELL OUT OF A TREE AND BROKE HIS BACK.

HE HAS LIVED ON HIS 27 FOOT SAIL BOAT ANCHORED IN THE BAY FOR THE LAST SEVEN YEARS . NO WONDER HIS BACK HURTS.

SO HERE IS WHATS HAPPENING UNTIL I FIGURE OUT WHY I AM HAVING A PROBLEM UPLOADING PICTURES.

WE TRAVELED 6O MILES TO KEY WEST ON A BEAUTIFUL DAY AND REASONABLE SEA CONDITIONS BUT HAD TO DODGE THE POTS ALL THE WAY. AFTER TWO WEEKS OF MARATHON KEY IT WAS TIME FOR A CHANGE AND I MUST SAY WE GOT IT AS SOON AS WE PULLED INTO "CONCH HARBOR MARINA" THE MARINAS ARE PACKED IN EXTREMELY CLOSE SINCE THE DOCK SPACE IS A VALUABLE COMODITY IN DOWN TOWN KEY WEST. WE ARE PAYING A PREMIUM TO TIE UP HERE BUT WE FIGURED THIS WILL BE A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EVENT.

WE HAD TO STERN INTO OUR SLIP WHICH WAS EXTREMELY TIGHT AND HAS NO FINGER PIERS BETWEEN EACH BOAT. ON EITHER SIDE OF US ARE BRAND NEW $3 MILLION DOLLAR SPORTS FISHERMAN THAT I CERTAINLY DONT WANT TO SCRATCH. UNFORTUNATELY THE ONLY WAY TO GET ON AND OFF THE BOAT IS ON THE STERN WHERE WE HAVE OUR DINGY AND THE LIFT MAKES IT QUITE DIFFICULT SPECIFICALLY FOR MY SISTER WHO IS A PRINCESS IN WAITING.

HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN SAY THEY SPENT SIX WEEKS IN KEY WEST IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WINTER?

WE CAN WALK TO DUVAL STREET AND ALL THE ACTION WITH IN MINUTES OR WE CAN SIT ON THE BRIDGE AND WATCH ALL THE PEOPLE DO THEIR "PARTY THING". THE TOWN IS ALIVE THIS TIME OF YEAR WITH EVERYTHING FROM SNOW BIRDS , TO SPRING BREAKERS , TO CRUISE SHIPS , AND OF COURSE TO STREET PEOPLE.

THE FIRST NIGHT HERE WE OF COURSE HAD TO HIT SOME OF THE POPULAR HOT SPOTS LIKE "SLOPPY JOES BAR" AND TO OUR SUPRISE FOUND OUT THAT THIS WEEKEND WAS "3RD ANNUAL PUT IN BAY DAYS IN KEY WEST" FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DONT KNOW WHERE PUT IN BAY IS I WILL EXPLAIN.

PUT IN BAY IS ACTUALLY A TOWN ON MIDDLE BASS ISLAND IN THE MIDDLE OF LAKE ERIE . IT HAS SOME HISTORICAL VALUE BUT ITS CLAIM TO FAME IS THAT ANY BOATER IN THE GREAT LAKES ENDS UP THERE AS OFTEN AS THEY CAAN SO THEY CAN PARTY , PARTY , PARTY. THE ISLAND IS FULL OF BARS (JUST LIKE KEY EAST) AND IT HAS A REPUTATION ALL ITS OWN JUST LIKE KEY WEST.

THERE ARE SOME SPECIFIC BANDS AND INDIVIDUALS WHO HAVE MADE PUT IN BAY THEIR HOME AND PLAY MOST WEEKENDS DURING THE SUMMER. ONE INDIVIDUAL HAS BECOME NATIONALLY FAMOUSE AND HAS QUITE A LARGE CULT FOLLOWING .
PAT DAILY LOOK HIM UP ON HIS WEB SITE. IRONCALLY PAT DAILY AND MAD DOG ADAMS WERE PLAYING AT SLOPPY JOES TO A PACKED HOUSE OF PUT IN BAY REGULARS AND WE GOT TO HEAR IS OPENING ACT . IT BRINGS BACK MANY MEMORIES OF THE 10 YEARS WE SPENT BOATING AND DRINKING AND THROWING UP IN LAKE ERIE.

(DAN JOEWRIGHT , DAVE KESSLER , ROGER MORRIS , BEN BALL "EAT YOUR HEART OUT)

A CALL FOR HELP FROM ANY OF YOU COMPUTER GEEKS !

I AM HAVING PROBLEMS UP LOADING NEW PICTURES TO THE BLOG SINCE WE ARRIVED IN KEY WEST. FOR SOME REASON THE COMPUTER IS SLOW AND FREQUENTLY SAYS " THIS PAGE CAN NOT BE DISPLAYED IN THE MIDDLE OF AN UPLOAD TO BLOGGER.
I CLEANED OUT ANY OLD INTERNET "TRASH" ON THINKING THAT IT WAS SLOWING THINGS UP BUT IT DID LITTLE TO HELP.

IF YOU CAN ASSIST E MAI ME AT jerryandsandy8@aol.com

AH YES...

THE FLOWERS AND FAUNA OF THE FLORIDA KEYS!

REALITY SUCKS.

WHEN YOU TRAVEL BY BOAT AND HAVE NO CAR TO GET BACK AND FORTH WHEN ON LAND , YOU SPEND A LOT OF TIME WALKING OR RIDING BIKES IN ORDER TO MAINTAIN THE BASICS (IE BEER AND FOOD)

YOU GET UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL WITH NATURE AND WHAT MAN (INCLUDING PEOPLE LIKE ME) HAVE DONE TO OUR GREAT EARTH AND THE "BEAUTIFUL KEY'S" THE FLOWERS WERE BEAUTIFUL BUT THE BEER CAN AND OTHER TRASH ARE THE HARD CORE REALITY.

OH REALLY ?

I REST MY CASE !

I DID A LITTLE GRAPHIC WORK ON THIS PICTURE TO MAKE IT LOOK A LITTLE MORE APPEALING BUT IF YOU LOOK CLOSE ENOUGH YOU WILL NOTICE THIS IS NOT THE PRISTINE YACHTING DESTINATION DISPLAYED IN MOST BOATING MAGAZINE.

SOME EXCERPTS FROM FLORIDA KEY TABLOIDS:

"WITH CHARACTER ALL THEIR OWN THE FLORIDA KEYS HAVE EVOLVED FROM FISHING CAMPS AND SHRIMPING PORTS INTO A UNIQUE PARADISE!"

UNIQUE IS NOT THE WORD FOR IT ! DEPRESSED AND ABUSED IS MORE LIKE IT.

ALTHOUGH THIS PICTURE OF A SMALL MARINA WHICH ADJOINS OUR SLIP LOOKS QUITE NEAT , CLEAN WITH A "CHARACTER ALL ITS OWN" , IN REALITY IT IS IN A TIME WARP OF OLD BOATS , OLD PIERS , OLD CRAB POTS , OLD TRAILER PARKS AND OLD FISHERMAN LIVING OUT OF THEIR PICK UP TRUCKS. IT IS OBVIOUSE WHOEVER WRITES THE TRAVEL GUIDES ARE NOT HELD TO A HIGHER STANDARD AND HAVE ASPIRATIONS OF GOING INTO POLITICS.

CHECK OUT SOME OF THE FOLLOWING PICTURES

THIS IS A BIRDS EYE VIEW OF MARATHON KEY. WE ARE CURRENTLY TIED UP AT PANCHO'S FUEL DOCK .

NOT TO SENIC BUT ITS BETTER THAN SITTING ON AN ANCHOR.

TODAY THE WINDS ARE BLOWING AND ITS 60 DEGREES. IM SITTING IN THE BOAT BECAUSE ITS TO COLD TO ENJOY ANYTHING OUTSIDE,BUT TEN AGAIN I COULD BE UP NORTH WHERE THE HAVE 100 INCHES OF SNOW AND WIND CHILL OF 30 BELOW. >>>>>> BY THE WAY TUESDAY IT WILL E BACK TO 80 DEGREES AND SUNNY.

NOT EVERYBODY IS LIVING ON AN ANCHOR IN A RUN DOWN SAIL BOAT IN MARATHON KEY. AS YOU CAN SEE WE FOUND WHERE THE OTHER HALF LIVE WITH THEIR WATER FRONT MANSIONS AND 60 FT SPORTS FISHERMAN TIED UP OUTSIDE.

THERE APPEARS TO BE NO MIDDLE CLASS. YOU EITHER GOT LOTS OF MONEY OR YOU ARE BROKE LIVING FROM HAND TO MOUTH WORKING ON A CRAB BOAT OR DRIVING A TAXI CAB.

THE COST OF LIVING (SPECIFICALLY INSURANCE) IS DRIVING MOST MODERATE INCOME INDIVIDUALS OUT OF THESE OCEAN FRONT AREAS IN FLORIDA. I DON'T THINK THE FREE AND EASY LIFE STYLE OF THE KEYS WILL LAST MUCH LONGER , SOON ONLY LARGE DEVELOPERS WITH MILLION DOLLAR CONDOS WILL CATER ONLY TO THOSE WHO CAN AFFORD THIS TYPE OF LUXURY.

I AM SCREWING AROUND WITH SOME NEW GRAPHICS SO THAT I CAN CUSTOMIZE SOME PICTURES AND KEEP THE BLOG INTERESTING .

THIS IS ONE OF THEM.

(SUNSET AT MARATHON KEY)

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

THIS PELICAN IS ASSIGNED DIRECTLY TO KEEP AN EYE ON US. HE SITS ON A POLE NOT THREE FEET FROM OUR DOOR LOOKING AT US AND REPORTING EVERY MOVE BACK TO THE DOLPHINS. I TRY TO TALK TO HIM AND GET SOME KIND OF A RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM BUT HE SITS THERE WITH HIS HEAD DOWN TALKING INTO SOME HIDDEN MICROPHONE.

IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY AT HIM HE APPEARS TO HAVE A BIT OF A MIDDLE EASTERN LOOK ABOUT HIM (NOT THAT I AM PROFILING) AND LORD ONLY KNOWS WHAT HE MIGHT HAVE TUCKED UP UNDERNEATH THOSE FEATHERS.

THE SCENIC HARBOR OF MARATHON KEY.

THERE ARE OVER 300 LIVE ABOARD SAILORS ANCHORED IN THE HARBOR OF MARATHON KEY. WHY? BECAUSE ITS FREE AND SAIL BOATERS ARE CHEAP

AS YOU CAN SEE THEY TRY TO BE SELF SUFFICIENT BY GENERATING ELECTRICITY WITH WIND FANS AND WASH AND DRY THEIR CLOTHS ALL OVER THE DECKS.

THE CITY PROVIDES A DINGY DOCK WHERE LIVE ABOARDS CAN TIE UP THEIR LITTLE SHUTTLE CRAFTS AND GO INTO TOWN AND BUY FOOD AND OF COURSE BEER.

WE TAKE OUR INFLATABLE OUT AND CRUISE THE HARBOR TO SEE HOW THE OTHER HALF LIVE. THEY PEER BACK AT US LIKE CONVICTS WHO HAVE BEEN INCARCERATED IN A 30 FOOT CELL.

THE TOWN HAD NO OPEN DOCK SPACE WHEN WE ARRIVED SO WE TIED UP AT THE FUEL DOCK AT "PANCHO'S MARINA" (OBVIOUSLY A TRANSPLANT FROM AN ISLAND 80 MLES AWAY THAT MAKE GREAT CIGARS) NEVER THE LESS THE NEXT MORNING I BONDED WITH THE LOCAL MANAGEMENT AND THEY MOVED SOME BOATS AROUND AND SHOE HORNED US IN FOR A FEW WEEKS. WE ACTUALLY ENJOY THIS PLACE IN THAT IT IS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT SOME OF THE REMOTE ISLANDS MIGHT BE.

THIS IS A CRAB BOAT.

THESE ARE THE BOATS THAT DOMINATE MARATHON KEY.

THESE ARE THE BOATS RUN BY PEOPLE THAT CAN NOT SPEAK ENGLISH.

THESE ARE THE BOATS THAT PUT CRAB POTS IN THE CHANNEL AND COULD CARE LESS IF SOMEONE (LIKE ME) GET CAUGHT UP IN THEIR LINES.

ALL FUTURE PICTURES WILL BE FROM THIS ANGLE.

SANDY HAS DECLARED THAT WE ALL LOOK TOO OLD TO HAVE A FRONTAL FACE VIEW IN ANY FUTURE PICTURES SO BETTER GET USE TO SEEING MY ASS.

I MUST SAY MY LONG HAIR AND MY EAR RING ARE REAL ICE BREAKERS WHEN TALK TO THE LOCALS AND NEED TO SECURE A DOCK SPACE WITHOUT A RESERVATION. ITS THAT SALTY LOOK. (HOPEFULLY THE EAR RING IS IN THE CORRECT EAR)

THE SEVEN MILE BRIDGE.

THE FIRST THING YOU SEE AS YOU APPROACH THE KEYS FROM THE GULF SIDE IS THE SEVEN MILE BRIDGE WHICH IS THE ONLY ROUTE TO KEY WEST. AFTER NAVIGATING THROUGH UNKNOWN WATERS AND AROUND NUMEROUS CRAB POTS IT WAS A WELCOME SIGHT.

TO GET TO MARATHON KEY WE HAD TO GO UNDER THE BRIDGE AND TURN LEFT (PORT) A FEW MILES.

MARATHON IS THE OPPOSITE END OF THE CONTINUUM FROM PLACES LIKE MARCO ISLAND AND NAPLES. IT IS AN ISLAND / KEY THAT MANY PEOPLE GO TO ESCAPE THE MASS OF HUMANITY UP NORTH. IT BASICALLY OFFERS VERY LITTLE IN REGARDS TO THE HIGH RISE CONDOS AND FAT CAT RICH OF NORTHERN FLORIDA.

IT WILE BE OUR HOME FOR A FEW WEEKS

WATER WATER EVERYWHERE!

THIS IS A SHOT OFF THE BOW AS WE HEAD ACROSS THE THE GULF TO THE KEY'S (MARATHON KEY TO BE SPECIFIC) THE TRIP TOOK SEVEN HOURS AND NO LAND IN SIGHT UNTIL YOU ARRIVE. AS YOU CAN SEE THE WATER WAS BEAUTIFUL AND WAVES WERE TWO FEET OR LESS.

THE ONLY PROBLEM WAS WE HAD TO DODGE CRAB POTS ALL THE WAY OVER. IT WAS THE WORST I HAD EVER SEEN IT AND WE WERE CONSTANTLY ON ALERT NOT TO SUCK A POT AND ITS LINE INTO OUR PROPELLERS.

I NEVER HAD ANYTHING AGAINST POT UNTIL NOW!

HIGH TIDE VERSUS LOW TIDE.
THESE TWO PICTURES WERE TAKEN TO ILLUSTRATE THE CHALLENGE WE HAVE TYING THE BOAT TO THE DOCK AND COMPENSATING FOR THE TIDE THAT USUALLY CHANGES TWICE A DAY. NOTICE THE ANGLE OF THE LADDER. (NOTE THE PICTURE DOES NOT DO IT JUSTICE , IT IS MORE RADICAL THAN IT APPEARS)

SOME TIMES YOU WOULD WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND HAVE TO CLIMB UP TO THE DOCK, OTHER TIMES YOU FIND YOURSELF JUMPING DOWN. OBVIOUSLY IF YOU DON'T SPRING YOUR LINES CORRECTLY YOU CAN PULL OUT A CLEAT AND FIND YOUR BOAT SITTING ON AN ANGLE.

I LOVE TO WATCH THE SAIL BOATERS STRUGGLE WITH THEIR LINES!!!! WHOOPS THERE I GO AGAIN.

SEE THE NEXT PICTURE FOR COMMENTS!

"THE FLASHER" THESE BIRDS SWIM , DIVE, AND SURFACE AS THEY SEARCH FOR FISH ' BUT WHEN THEY ARE DONE THEY IMMEDEATLY FIND A PLACE TO LAND AND COMMENCE TO DRY OFF THEIR FEATHERS. THEY WILL STAND FOR HOURS HOLDING THEIR WINGS OUT TO DRY JUST LIKE A DIRTY OLD MAN HOLDING OPEN HIS RAIN COAT.

WANT A PIECE OF CANDY LITTLE GIRL? WANT TO LOOK UNDER MY RAIN COAT?

I DONT WANT TO SOUND PARANOID BUT THESE BIG BIRDS ARE THE SENTINALS WHO WATCH AND REPORT BACK TO THE DOLPHINS. EVERY MORNING AND EVENING THEY SURROUND OUR BOAT AND LOOK AT US THROUGH THE CORNER OF THEIR EYES.

THEY FREQUENTLY LEAVE A LARGE DROPPING OF SOME TOXIC CHEMICAL ON THE BOAT THAT HAS THE ABILITY TO EAT THROUGH THE FIBERGLASS.

MANATEE'S WERE BROUGHT OVER FROM CHINA TO FEED THE CHINESE WORKERS WHO HELPED BUILD THE INFRASTRUCTURE OF FLORIDA. THEY ARE BIG UGLY SLOW MOVING BEASTS THAT BLOW AIR OUT OF THEIR NOSES THAT SMELLS LIKE FISH. THEY ARE ALSO IN "CAHOOTS" WITH THE DOLPHINS IN THE QUEST TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

WE ARE NOT EXACTLY ROUGHING IT.. WE HAVE TWO VERY COMFORTABLE LIVING AREAS ON OUR BOAT EQUIPT WITH COMFORTABLE FURNITURE AND FLAT SCREEN TV'S . I HAVE FOUND THAT CRUISING HAS A LOT OF LIESURE TIME AND I AM FINALLY GETTING USE TO NOT TRYING TO OBTAIN A SALES QUOTA OR TURN A PROFIT. SANDY ... GET ME ANOTHER BEER.

WE ARE NOW AT FORT MYERS BEACH TIED UP AT "MOSS MARINA" WHICH IS ALSO HOME PORT FOR THE "BIG M" CASINO SHIP. THE SHIP GOES OUT TWICE A DAY WITH BLUE HAIRED OLD MEN AND WOMEN WHO SPEND THEIR SOCIAL SECURITY CHECKS ON SLOT MACHINES AND POKER. I DO LOVE THIS BEACH TOWN MORE THAN ANY WE HAVE VISITED . IT IS LIKE A TIME WARP IN THAT IT IS THE OLD TIME FLORIDA I REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE COLLEGE KIDS GOING TO DAYTONA OR FORT LAUDERDALE FOR SPRING BREAK. IT IS FULL OF LITTLE RESTAURANTS , BARS AND BRIGHT COLORED SMALL INDEPENDENT MOTELS. OH YES , IT ALSO HAS A NICE BEACH

MEN ARE FROM MARS AND WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS (OR FROM SOMEPLACE OTHER THAN EARTH) ITS HARD TO IMAGINE HOW TWO GROWN WOMEN CAN SIT FOR DAYS PUTTING TOGETHER A 1000 PIECE PUZZLE. WHY DON'T THEY WANT TO COME HELP ME CHANGE OIL OR CLEAN OUT THE HEADS I AM KIDDING AND IT WAS GREAT TO SEE SANDY AND PENNY GET INOLVED N SOMETHING IMPORTANT , LIKE A PUZZLE! OBVIOUSLY WORLD POLITICS AND WAR IN IRAQ DOES NOT DESERVE ANY OF THEIR ATTENTION.

DOLPHINS ARE PART OF A CONSPIRACY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. I AM CONVINCED THESE CUTE LITTLE MAMMALS ARE IN FACT PLANNING SOME EVIL AND OVERPOWERING ACT THAT WILL RESULT IN HUMANS BEING SUB SERVIANT TO DOLPHINS. (NOTE: THIS IS MY ATTEMPT TO UTILIZE MY BLOC FOR SOETHING CONTROVERSIAL AND GET SOME OF YOU DEAD HEAD OFF YOUR BUTTS AND REPLY TO ME) OK SO WHY DO I SAY THIS? ITS THE WAY THEY LOOK AT YOU AND HOW THEY CONSTANTLY SNEAK UP ON OUR BOAT AS WE CRUISE ALONG. THEY ARE WELL ORGANIZED BECAUSE THEY ARE ALWAYS IN GROUPS OF FIVE , SIX OR MORE SO THEY MAINTAIN STRENGTH IN NUMBERS. THEY GLIDE ALONG AND JUMP NEXT TO THE BOAT AND THEIR BIG ROUND EYES LOOK RIGHT THROUGH YOUR HEAD AND INTO YOUR SOUL. "IM LOOKING AT YOU LOOKING AT ME AND I KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!"THEY OFTEN LEAVE FOR AWHILE AND COME BACK WITH MORE OF THEIR FRIENDS AS THOUGH SWIM OFF TO RECRUIT MORE FOR THEIR FUTURE TERRORIST ACTIVITIES. IM SURE YOU THINK THEY ARE CUTE BUT THAT IS JUST ANOTHER PLOY THEY USE SO THEY CAN CAPTURE YOUR ATTENTION AS THEY INCREASE THEIR EVENTUAL DOMINATION.
ANY COMMENTS????????