WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

TO GET TO THE HEN ON THE OTHER SIDE.

ACTUALLY THE STRANGE THING IS THAT THERE ARE ROOSTERS ALL OVER THE STREETS OF KEY WEST AND THEY CROW ALL MORNING. AMAZINGLY WE HAVE NOT SEEN ANY "HENS" ANYWHERE. NO WONDER THEY KEEP CROWING THEY MUST BE EXTREMELY HORNY!

THERE IS A FEELING IN KEY WEST SIMILIAR TO WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU ARE IN NEW ORLEANS IN THAT YOU FEEL THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THE BACKGROUND PUTTING CURSE'S ON YOU , STICKING PINS IN DOLLS AND DOING SOMETHING OBSCENE WITH CHICKENS.

I WONDER IF THESE CHICKENS ARE WORKING WITH THE DOLPHINS?